I’m starting to suspect foul play. When Mr. and Mrs. S and I returned from dinner, we couldn’t find our last companion but we did find what looked like pieces of him. Are those his arms and legs? Oh, the gnomanity of it all! There are crumbs all over the place!
Time to alert the authorities…or the X-files! Four of the five gingerbread men have gone missing. The last one is starting to get worried. I have alerted the crew but they don’t seem too concerned. It seems that gingerbread men have a reputation as party animals on cruise ships and have been known to go missing for the entire duration.
Now I am starting to get worried. A third gingerbread man has gone missing. I’m starting to think there is some kind of conspiracy!
Merry Christmas everyone! I am very impressed with all of the decorations on the ship. Here is a gingerbread village that we found on deck five. I wonder if this is where my new friends were partying last night?
My gingerbread friends and I went out to imbibe some of the local liquors. I never knew that my new friends could drink so much! The next morning I awoke and found them in this sorry state.
